Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory.

Quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

May 24 2019 explore debbie gray s board funny 50th birthday quotes followed by 118 people on pinterest. 50th birthday quotes about middle age. Funny 50th birthday sayings group 4. See more ideas about birthday quotes birthday humor 50th birthday quotes.

Make up your mind to take on exciting new challenges right after your nap. Fun is like life insurance. Franklin pierce adams. Funny 50th birthday sayings if you cannot do great things at 50 do small things in a great way.

As you grow older it will avoid you. See more ideas about 50th birthday quotes birthday quotes funny 50th birthday quotes. Funny 50th birthday sayings. For my 50th birthday my husband and i spent a weekend in rehoboth beach.

Do not worry about avoiding temptation. Old age is like underwear. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest.

Now is the time to make your mark on the world explore the antarctic or become an astronaut. But everything else starts to wear out fall out or spread out. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. It creeps up on you anon.

Jean sorensen maybe it s true that life begins at fifty. The older you get the more it costs.